I might be Homestuck.
teachnologies:

thesnarkyschoolteacher:

Good infographic.

This is one of the only way I’ll take notes. It’s fantastic, especially when you’re skimming back later.

teachnologies:

thesnarkyschoolteacher:

Good infographic.

This is one of the only way I’ll take notes. It’s fantastic, especially when you’re skimming back later.

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women


source
trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

Unknown

I will reblog this every single time

(via hogwartsastory)

This is so fucking awesome

(via dreckshure)

allyson-wonderlnd:

flashthepremium:

allyson-wonderlnd:

I don’t know who did all these, but I tip my hat to them.

Aragorn is an Avenger now, apparantly.

It’s not stated that he is.

l0chn3ss:

keysa-does-art:

Nessie suggested me to draw something like this, and hey, why not?

Look at the little rainbows at the bottom cuz of the water too~ look at the colors and the bend of the water and the shading and the qkkxnand it’s perf Keysa

l0chn3ss:

keysa-does-art:

Nessie suggested me to draw something like this, and hey, why not?

Look at the little rainbows at the bottom cuz of the water too~ look at the colors and the bend of the water and the shading and the qkkxnand it’s perf Keysa

静止

pachurz:

triijunk:

dorkly:

The Most Dangerous Gamer

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

20863:

Hello Everyone!
I’m Mena White and I’m in need of a bit of help from y’all right now. Basically the situation is that I had to leave my dad’s abusive home for my safety and mental wellbeing. I did not really want to talk about it online very much because its this whole dramatic thing and nothing I want to stress my dear followers over but now I’ve run into a little issue. Although I have a place to stay, I need to be able to pay them in order to continue to stay here and I also need to be saving in order to go back to school. I have a job right now but with the low wage and low hours, its not enough to cover the cost of staying here or saving. I need another job but its impossible to find one because I don’t have the best transportation. I need a car.
WHAT I NEED
In order to get a car that is reliable I am asking y’all to help me out. I made a indiegogo account which can be reached here and anything you contribute helps me a ton! 
WHAT YOU WANT
I racked my brain and came up with these services and products I can give you in return for helping me so much:
$10 your very own handwritten note by me!
$25 A goodie bag filled with homemade lollipops and a handwritten letter by me!
$30 A specially made mixed CD with twenty songs I think you’ll like, plus a handwritten letter
$35 Any paper/essay/story/poem of your choosing proofread by me!
I realize everyone can’t contribute but positive thoughts sent my way and signal boosting would help me so much! Thank you!!! Thank you!! Thank you!!!!
In case you didn’t see it before here is the link again!

20863:

Hello Everyone!

I’m Mena White and I’m in need of a bit of help from y’all right now. Basically the situation is that I had to leave my dad’s abusive home for my safety and mental wellbeing. I did not really want to talk about it online very much because its this whole dramatic thing and nothing I want to stress my dear followers over but now I’ve run into a little issue. Although I have a place to stay, I need to be able to pay them in order to continue to stay here and I also need to be saving in order to go back to school. I have a job right now but with the low wage and low hours, its not enough to cover the cost of staying here or saving. I need another job but its impossible to find one because I don’t have the best transportation. I need a car.

WHAT I NEED

In order to get a car that is reliable I am asking y’all to help me out. I made a indiegogo account which can be reached here and anything you contribute helps me a ton! 

WHAT YOU WANT

I racked my brain and came up with these services and products I can give you in return for helping me so much:

$10 your very own handwritten note by me!

$25 A goodie bag filled with homemade lollipops and a handwritten letter by me!

$30 A specially made mixed CD with twenty songs I think you’ll like, plus a handwritten letter

$35 Any paper/essay/story/poem of your choosing proofread by me!

I realize everyone can’t contribute but positive thoughts sent my way and signal boosting would help me so much! Thank you!!! Thank you!! Thank you!!!!

In case you didn’t see it before here is the link again!

grigori-girl:

[silently hopes these are still cool]

crunchbuttsteak:

yeah the story about van halen asking for a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones taken out is actually true and is for a very good legit reason.

basically clauses like that are buried within a bunch of other clauses like: “the stage floor must be capable of support ### lbs…

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

suzie-guru:

Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far…

shygaladriel:

dreamadove:

jackunzeldrabblesgalore:

who-yawned:

IF YOU LOVE ANIMATION, YOU WILL LOVE THIS! One of the best edited videos I have EVER seen! The story goes so smoothly and character from your favorite movies make an appearance. The music just goes so well with the whole plot.

Why…why am I close to tears right now? Omg…

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 

"If you love animation"? How about if you love stories??? This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen!!!